Monday, August 14, 2017

...a Poison bottle into a vase DIY...

A friend recently mentioned that the small red bottle in my recent post about air plants resembled a poison bottle. My response, “It is! It's a Dior Hypnotic Poison bottle.

I’ll admit that Kimberly Johnson’s “How to Remove the Spray Top From Old Perfume Bottles” is probably a much safer approach. I looked at her five simple steps and then proceeded to improvise. She was right, “the actual spray nozzle pulls off easily, removing the rest of the spray top takes a little work.” 

Basically, I had an extra air plant without a home and I needed a small container to rest him in. Oddly enough, I could not find a single small container that was not being used, or that was cute enough. Then I remembered that I had used up my perfume to the very last squirt. The bottle was just too cute to toss so it was lingering on my dresser. It turns out that it was exactly what I had in mind.

With some pliers, an ice pick, and a sharp blade, along with one glove so I would not stab myself and some safety glasses, I pried apart the perfume bottle.

The opening of the bottle is quite small so if you plan to use this as a traditional vase where you add water, you will only be able to fit a small stemmed flower inside; but, it would look adorable with a single stem.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

..."I myself am strange and unusual," says the airplant...

Exactly eight years ago, I became a gardener. It happened in the same way that I became a vegetarian in 1994: completely without intention. A bromeliad saved my life in the most goth way possible: it died. Yes, my *becoming a gardener* story includes buying a plant that was in the process of dying. The flower was weird and I probably thought to myself, “Yes, this is the plant with which I want to begin my new life.”  

In 2009, I was in a small apartment with a small balcony that I planned to transform into an outdoor space. I was awaiting a divorce and I just needed something to grow. I had no idea what I was doing; sometimes, I still don’t. Yet, I selected a wacky looking plant and brought it home.

You see, bromeliads flower and then they die. It’s their last hoorah! However, before their final demise, they give you “pups”, new baby plants that a gardener must slice off with her knife.  In 2010, I learned how to “split” pups from the mother plant and how to replant them. It was the very first time that I had grown anything; and, I desperately needed it to work.  When it did, I was a completely changed woman. In some ways, the bromeliad is my spirit plant.  

This summer I have been thinking about air plants a great deal, probably because I went to Savannah and was taken by all the Spanish Moss. Air plants are part of the bromeliad family in case you thought I made a large jump to another topic. I keep air plants around the house mostly because they strike me as odd little alien creatures. I enjoy their small nature, their shapes, and their colors. I am also able to tuck them almost anywhere there is some sunlight. 

Many websites list them as "exotic" but they are native to several southern states. Air plants are like Lydia in Beetlejuice. Let's face it, if they could talk they would tell you that they are strange and unusual.    

While I adore sitting in my backyard garden, there are so many benefits to indoor gardening. It reduces stress, makes you feel happier, and it even helps to detox a room. Plants can remove airborne contaminants that cause headaches and allergies while producing clean air and improving the overall air quality.

moss garden
Air plants are especially great for those who mutter, “I can’t grow anything” since the do not need much water or fertilizer and they are good for those in urban environments because air plants require little room and no soil.